So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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