ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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