I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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