I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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