Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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