If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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