I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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