Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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