Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
