I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Blood and glitter go together right?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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