I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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