My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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