Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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