Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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