please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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