That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Randomize
