as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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