I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
did i walk over a car last night?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I can't turn off my feet"
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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