The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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