Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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