Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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