Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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