Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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