If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
