Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I had to cum in my sink.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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