I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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