Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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