I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
