I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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