If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
third nipple confirmed
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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