He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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