Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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