I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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