it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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