So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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