I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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