I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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