you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
We are two peas in an std pod
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Still dying that you shit outside
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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