gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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