So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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