she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
