is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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