i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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