what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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