Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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