Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
