He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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