absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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