You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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