10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
