i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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