Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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